and pigs, perhaps?
oink like you mean it.
and pigs, perhaps?

itsnotasdirtyasyouthink:

lulz
shedrivesajeep:

the californians

spacecadet:

New York’s hottest holiday club is Blitzen, and right now they’re having their 12 Days of Christmas dance party. It has everything: 12 jacked albinos, 11 Little Richards, 10 piercer babies, 9 Asian Balkis, 8 gay Aladdins, 7 psychos swearing, 6 Puerto Screechers, 5 homeless Elmos. 4 coked up frogs, 3 French hens, Taylor Negron, and a human parking cone…It’s that thing were two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

spacecadet:

New York’s hottest club is Slash. This place has everything: glass, steam, bear traps, and just when you think the fun is over, knock knock who’s there? It’s Black George Washington! All that, and a party room filled with human bathmats…It’s that thing like when midgets have dreadlocks and they lay faced down on the floor.

exitlight-enternight:

makingfriendswithsalad:

curiositysavedthecat:

callmehamish:

zoeandmummy:

mama-zoey:

punkdad:

roliepolieoliescolon:

ewwwjermss:

macmiiik:

f0x-tail:


Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
men of tumblr
do your duty
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Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it. 

Seem’s legit tbf
Asdfghjkl omg brb crying.
LMFAOOOOOOO
LOLOLOLOLOL

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

^winning

THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?





OH MY FUCK JEREMY
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I’M LAUGHING
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There is no way to make this look tough.

Omg, Im dying. xD  Dear men followers, please do this.

Oh my God Nathan hahahahahaha :’) 



OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU ALL! :D



I love Tumblr men, Omg this is the best.